da monkey, da donkey, da monkey an da donkey!!!

Today at work I met a pie from Tennessee, of a German breed, that only understands French. His owner was saying shit like "Assey! Maintenant!" It was a cool puppy.

I also learned that I'm God. Well, actually I just have really fast eye-processing power, but it amounts to the same thing. I went to Audio Insight and remarked that their DLP TVs freak me out, because whenever I move my eye from one corner of the screen to the other I notice this weird rainbow pattern in certain places. The guy told me this is called the Rainbow Effect, and only 1% of the population has it, including him too. Basically the screen is pumping out images that are either all-red, all-blue, or all-green, and there's this wheel thing in there that spins around really, really fast, and somehow this makes the one image on the screen. But since I'm God, and have super-eyeball powers, the wheel isn't always fast enough for me, and I can see crazy rainbow colors! It's like super reflexes of the eye, and I have it! Ergo, I'm God.

Got my school books. Four books. Four hundred bones! God fucking shit! At least I might get thirty of that back later on, if I'm lucky.

That's about it. I must now go and pet Dobber's brain. Monkey DONKEY!!!